pixie fart

when a girl gets bummed and then farts the jizz back out

i just destroyed the back of my best pants with a pixie fart

by lurch owens May 1, 2011

roofie fart

when you cant remember when you farted

man 1: im sorry dude i cant remember if i farted *haha*
man 2:well sorry to say this but your ass is walking home
roofie fart

by danwrd December 8, 2010

fart net

when you fart while walking in a line and someone walks by and gets caught in your fart net, and they stop because of the stench.

john was walking down the hall while farting. then his friend walked by right into the fart net.

by TDowns123 September 25, 2010

Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

Film Fart

A movie that you see, is unpleasent, but you forget about it a while later.

"Dude, Pagemaster was a film fart."

by SuperMopTop April 17, 2009

Dragon Farts

When someone moves a chair in a room above yours creating a strange scraping, rasping sound

*trying to sleep* *horrible rasping sounds of chairs being dragged about* Damn Dragon Farts!

by clarkyboi May 7, 2009

fart fodder

any foodstuff which makes you fart

guy1
*FAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!*

guy2
'good push, you been eatin' my fart fodder?'

by realcelestialphoenix January 1, 2009