Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Take one for the Team

Also known as the "Volunteer's Dilemma". This is a social dilemma with several people involved and one must sacrifice their evolvement or reward for the benefit of the rest of the group.

I saw that guy really take one for the team. You must be close.

by animatoralligator April 9, 2022

take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by others in Tennessee which means they’re going to take a shit 💩💩💩

Person 1: Aye, I’m gonna go take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: Alright.

by MagicPizzaRoll522 May 31, 2018

Take That!

I'm not really sure how to define it, check the example to know how to use it

Origin: The Ace Attorney Series
Pronunciation: Teik Dat!

I actually have proof of it so Take That! you motherf***er

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje June 19, 2022

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022

Take the extreme step

Idiom

To commit suicide

I don't know why people take the extreme step for such a small problem.

by Zami Karzai August 14, 2018

Take it Cool

When you are taking it easy and being cool at the same time; to be chill

“Dude take it cool, stop accusing Jerry of using your toothbrush.”

by stecker312 October 6, 2022