Ham Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your pussy.

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!

by Mark McBass August 12, 2022

Grabba Sandwich

A blunt that contains both we*d and grab*a rolled in a 60/40 Ratio.

Bro ts is a Grabba Sandwich

by RODD3NIM August 28, 2025

turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

five knuckle sandwich

hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs

So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich

by Koltinn May 18, 2024

Lol Sandwich

A process on instant messenging by which a person can say or admit terrible things to his interlocutor while avoiding an immediate reaction.

Todd says : Yeh that was a great party !
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?

by Frank lowell March 15, 2009

Haram Sandwich

A sandwich made with bacon and ham. Not suitable for Muslims

Dave: “I’m making a haram sandwich, you want one?”
Ali: “nah bro I can’t”

by Kobbie Mainoo June 16, 2024

Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.

What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please

by Jenniflop November 18, 2023