penis hair

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse

Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair

by Dave Budd September 30, 2007

Penis Puff

A penis that has been stuffed to its filling point and is about to explode but cant. It is usualy purple and slightly enlarged.

Jennie:"Pull that thing out of me its getting really tight with your Penis Puff"
Jack:"sorry"

by Horatio Loctus March 16, 2007

jesus penis

a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or pissed off.

Player1: (frags opponent on COD4)"YEAAAHH"
Player2: "JESUS PENIS"

by Ollie from the Mist March 30, 2008

pizza penis

An unfortunately extreme version of a chode.

It was going really well til he took off his pants and revealed a pizza penis. Seriously, what was I expected to do with it?

by geordie Claire May 31, 2006

your penis

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D

me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis

by hakin commie May 20, 2018

penis cheese

See: Smegma

Yo... I never thought he would be the type of guy to not take care of penis cheese, must suck not being curcumcised.

by Jody Hoagland is a fat whore August 9, 2003

penis flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

by BdazzL March 22, 2007