november 18th 

The slut who’s name starts with an N’s birthday

Ayo, it’s November 18th. Nadia’s bday, I’m finna fuck her dawg

november 18th by kevin harry October 16, 2019

November 4th 

Today is national grab dick day. Guys cant masterbate because it's no nut november.
Guys need a girl to touch their dick. Only touch it dont blowjob, put it in you, or a handjob. Unless they want to and fail no nut november.
Have fun girls. 😜

Girl 1:Hey lets go grab the guys dick
Girl 2: yea yea
Girl 1:*Grabs dick*
Girl 2: *Grabs dick*
Boy: why but that feelttt nice
Girls: It november 4th. National Grab Dick Day

November 4th by Unicornsandbootyflies November 3, 2019

November 8

Its national kiss your boo day 😘💏

Girl-hey...
Boy-what?
Girl-*smooch*☺️
Boy-*😊

November 8-U gots to kiss ur boo

November 8 by Pinkfox123 November 4, 2019

November 8

Ask somebody out and dump them an hour later day.

Kid: Will you date me?
Other kid: Yes

1 Hour later
Kid: we’re done, it’s November 8

November 8 by Donald_Trump2020 November 5, 2019

November,6 

You get free but passes all day long

It’s November,6 today

November,6 by Suckonmyteoskid November 5, 2019

November 8

Kiss your son on the cheek day.

Son: Eww, Dad why’d you kiss me?

Dad: It’s November 8.

November 8 by ThatMemeGuy November 6, 2019

November 7 

The worst day of the year, the year when everything bad happens

My mom found my vodka in my room today, November 7.

November 7 by fucknov.7 November 7, 2019