Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 15, 2024

dead snake

An insult used to describe ye dead Granfer to ye all ye's. (Lord Granfer was the snake of all ye snakes)

Go dig up ye dead granfer, dead snake eyes.

by Big Tys December 6, 2023

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Dead

When your being very serious ! used on the east-coast mainly

“ i dead don’t see what’s funny”
“ you being deadass”
“ i’m being dead serious”

by __sosokayy November 8, 2018

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

D.I.E...DEAD

When you're trying to spell and can't, and you say DIE DEAD.

Im "D.I.E...DEAD", my husband got HIV.

by LoGic FCMS September 12, 2020

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024