Michael Rapaport

A person lacking in brain capacity wherein they can't even see the obvious.

Boy, pass me the ketchup next to your plate.

I don't see it.

Boy, you a dumbass Michael Rapaport or something?

by FreePalestineNow November 19, 2023

Michael Storen

Micheal storen is a funny youtube shorts creator that makes comedy content that may be effortless but funny either way.

Simon: YO new michael storen video!
Sam: oh what is it!?
Michael storen: plays metamorphosis interworld over some ai generated images.
Simon: WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!111!11!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

by Iamanaverageheightshutup November 20, 2023

michaeling

being a cheater and a man whore with cheat on nice people coz hes mean

michael be michaeling

by kitsune<£ December 22, 2023

Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."

by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024