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Michael

Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to
Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to
by Michael is an goofy ass person November 21, 2021
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Michael

by Big booty luh shorty November 16, 2019
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Michael

Honestly I’m a MICHAEL and I can be a pretty big dick to people so if you are a depressed MICHAEL who is a dick too you ain’t alone
Oh shit it’s MICHAEL “fuck this shit I’m out”
by The depressed guy January 2, 2022
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Michael Horley

The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.
“Michael Horley, that little bitch is gonna have to grow up without a daddy.”
by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021
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Michael Meaney

Has sex with baby wolves for a small allowance from mama wolf , but sometimes feeds them dick cheese
Did you see michael meaney having sex with those baby wolves yesterday
by Odafe inabowa April 12, 2020
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Michael Marlowe

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe
by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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