blow job

The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!

bro i SCOREEDDD last night, ashley gives the BEST blow jobs, IM STILL ERECT!

by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009

con-job

When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.

"yo dude, datsik was so dope!"
"yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so fucked up!"
"what?! that lucky son of a bitch!"

by roddyward January 10, 2013

Nut Job

When the female firmly grasps the male's testicles and gently rubs upon them at a nice and easygoing pace

Hey bitch, give me a nut job. ;^)))))))

by William0310 December 3, 2014

italian job

when you get the gold or goods from a girl or girls who have to be or look italian

tom says" dude did you hook up with he girls from the other night"

andrew says" yeah man i totally got the italian job

by andrew robertson January 28, 2008

Italian Job

having a girl jack a guy off using a warm pizza flavored hot pocket and then the girl eats whats left of the hot pocket

this chick gave me such a good italian job yesterday

by little trevor June 14, 2009

vape job

When you suck feces out of one man's anus, and semen out of another man's penis, mix them together and swallow.

Brian gave Ron and Will an awesome vape job last night

by hotdog420 May 18, 2015

Zombie Job

In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.

Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.

by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009