Rydah Jacobsen

A sexy man that gets all girls and will take yours

Rydah Jacobsen is sexy

by lilrydah October 18, 2022

Jude Jacob

often shorten to JJ. A JJ is a person that are a major jude even tho he claims not to be, but everyone can see he is because he is looking like a holocaust offer

Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

Dirty Jacob

a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.

Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"

by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023

Dirty jacoba

When you put a shock on ur ex-husband and make your dog bark

Ernie was being a creeper so we hit him with a dirty jacoba

by Bobdose88 May 13, 2023

Ty Jacobson

A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.

-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!

-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up

-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue

-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 28, 2023

Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.

I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.

by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023

davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)

woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!

by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023