Jack Bastard

A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.

That Jack Bastard Is A Right Knobhead.

Leighton James Is A Right Self Impressing Jack Bastard.

by Teamian December 14, 2008

jack squat

A stronger variation on the slang usage of "squat", meaning "absolutely nothing".

The origin of the phrase is unknown, but most likely it shares roots with the negatory slang usage of "jack".

"I get paid jack squat at my job."

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003

Bed Jacking

Not to be confused with jacking off in bed, bed jacking is when one friend jacks another friend's bed just to do it.

Friend #1: What are you doing in my bed?

Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!

Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!

by College Professional December 7, 2009

Flap Jack

When a man slaps his ball sack against his leg to make a snapping noise.

Dude I just had the loudest flap jack; it sounded like a fucking gunshot!

by GANGSTASS December 13, 2009

Jack's DICK

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts

Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.

by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017

Clit jacking

To stroke the clit back and forth often till orgasim. anyone can do it but it is sometimes by a man in a sexual encounter.

John is clit jacking Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 January 26, 2010

new jack

Basically, just someone who isn't familiar with the scene. Someone who has a lot to learn in a particular area.

Dude, that kid isn't even fashioncore, he's wearing parachute pants! He's so not HxC.

by Q-Tip McVicker July 7, 2004