pissed-posting

pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss

Shaun is pissed-posting again after fifteen shots down at his local.

by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025

Post-mystery tristesse

Post-mystery tristesse: the regret and unhappiness you suffer after a particularly effective cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no, they can’t do that! They can’t leave us here!?! We have to wait a WEEK to find out what the hell HAPPENED!?! The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me for real assorted groans

by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025

Post-mystery tristesse

The grief, rage and regret you suffer after a particularly effective mystery cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no! They can’t do that! And now we have to wait a WEEK to find out what the HELL happened?!? The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me! Augh!!!! assorted screams and groans

by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025

Crem-posting

The act of mass sharing unwanted often clickbait-y articles and social media posts.

Have you seen Celia's twitter account, all she ever seems to be doing is crem-posting.

by Mango Crusher December 2, 2025

post-contentporary

Post-Contentporary Art lives after the exhibition and before the archive. It’s born in the post, dies in the scroll, and resurrects in the screenshot.

Post-Contentporary Art performs in pixels, vanishes in stories, and archives itself in the cloud.

Post-Contentporary Art doesn’t wait for context—it makes one in real time. It’s aesthetic as instant feedback loop, content as currency.

This feed is so post-contentporary I had to follow.

by GK01 December 2, 2025

post-food-clarity

- The shitty feeling you get after making an expensive doordash order, and eating it until you are stuffed (or sometimes not finishing your food)

- Emotions range from feeling hopeless, depressed, fatigue, and broke.

-Bro you just bought 50 wings from wingstop, why aren't you eating?

-Yeah man, I just ate 20, and I'm full... And I have 30 wings left. I can't believe I just wasted 60 bucks on some tough ass chicken. I'm going to cry myself to sleep and let my wings get hard as a rock in the fridge
-Damn bro, post-food-clarity is a bitch

by Post food clarity hater December 5, 2025

goal posts

n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.

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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.

Time to move the goal posts? Again?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025