"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."
by Elcopro December 21, 2009
Get the Furniture Fagmug. A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
by The smol bean May 23, 2016
Get the Swag Fagmug. by Littlefeetlol June 13, 2023
Get the Fag bagmug. by Cunt bubble August 3, 2021
Get the Fag bananamug. 

