douche nozzle

a complete jackass or a stinky person

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle

by Maak Young January 12, 2008

douche cloud

when a large bunch of douche bags pool their resources in one area in order to inflict their douchiness upon unsuspecting, hard-working, non-douche bags.

I ran into a massive douche cloud at that gig in France.

by paddy o'humble December 11, 2010

douche bag

People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!

boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "

by Mandi January 27, 2004

Giant Douche Bag

Think of your typical Douche Bag and add a tad more douchebaggery.

Did you see that Giant Douche Bag Guido fist pumpin on the way out of the spray on tanning place on Vernon Blvd.

by Lizard Eater December 20, 2008

Douche bag

one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.

Hey Steve your a douche bag!

by S-Factor612 September 27, 2008

douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.

That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.

by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

douche cake

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

by jdubya April 2, 2008