Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Stand Dancing

Dancing in place without lifting your feet.
Most common in straight white men in their 40's.

Ronnie was pick-pocketed on the N train while he was stand dancing in the aisle.

by GLNO October 20, 2014

dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.

“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”

by imakeinsidejokesonhere February 25, 2024

dance dance revolution master

A dance dance revoulution master gets all the bitches waped around his dong amd dance all gets perfect on every song.

Dyaln is a dance dance revolution master all the bieches

by herffish96 February 8, 2015

Triangle dance

Triangle dance is similar to a ritual. Generally done by GenZ to attract a possible partner. The triangle dance song plays in the background while the person dances for the partner they are trying to attract.

1: Last night went so well!
2: I told you the triangle dance would work.

by triangleguy123 July 20, 2021

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

ecstatic dance

Ecstatic dance is a method of self soothing whose roots can be traced back to greek mythology. The idea is to lose yourself to the dance and modern interpretations of that tend to include a few rules. No shoes, no cell phone, no drugs, and no talking. The general music is often a mixture of world, house/trance musical styles, and the people are hippies. You can expect them to be wearing harem pants and have a good handle on energy and its properties.

Enrique: hey man, wanna come to ecstatic dance with me?
Roberto: You mean that hippie dance cult? I'm good

by Steel--- May 1, 2023