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Jizz Cat

A girl whom is attractive enough to want to jizz on but otherwise not attractive enough or too personally repulsive to develop any deeper kind of relationship or even engage in intercourse with.
Ash: "That girl over there is pretty hot man!"
Laurence: "I have a few lectures with her, she's pretty annoying but a bit of a jizz cat though."

Alex: "Would you ever date a ginger?"
Joe: "Gingers are jizz cats for me dude."
by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010
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bumped cats

Watching mud wrestling matches on pay-per-view got Sheila and Naomi so wet, they bumped cats all night long.
by addmykaaa August 21, 2009
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Cat Stroker

Rubbing your balls all up on a cat as it was your wife.
I'm a Cat Stroker because my cats don't love me
by I live Down with the KKK January 16, 2010
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cat sandwhich

when passing out drunk on top of a cat and a cat happens to go sleep of your stomach
drunk ass-dude when i passed out i fell of top of joes cat

friend-ya i saw then his other cat jumped and fell asleep on your stomach

drunk ass-dude i was totally in the middle of a cat sandwhich
by catmanjoe April 12, 2011
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Cat Theory

The Cat Theory....

A cat chases, catches, plays with, tortures, then kills, and finally eats a rat. That is how cats act/behave.

The celebrity and sometimes mainstream media, the rag mags, and their online sites....chase and catch a story or person that is bad/toxic......play with that story/person......torture (suck the money out of featuring) that story/person......AND when that story/person can't make the media any more money......they finally kill and eat (destroy) that toxic story/person!
The Octomom is living proof of the cat theory; she is being used by the media and will be destroyed WHEN the time comes that she can't make much money for them. Actually, the destruction has already begun.

The balloon boy parents are another example of the cat theory in action.
by Peanut Santiago October 21, 2010
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prang cat

Often used to describe a crack cocaine addict;

Prang being Chang/Charlie/Coke
Cat being an addict

Also -

Used to describe a man that is scared of someone or something, usually an addict too.
'Look at that prang cat picking up fag butts from the floor'

'Munir's such a prang cat, he's scared to even drive through the ends'
by prangster November 4, 2007
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cats eye

A clear glass marble that contains a single ribbon of color that run through the center. Said to resemble the pupil of a cat's eye when irised down
I'll trade you three of my purries for one of your blue cats eye marbles.
by Kirk G October 25, 2007
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