I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Call of the Void

A moment when a person has a sudden urge to do something what often leads to tragic consequences even if a individual have no intentions on commiting such thing.

One day I was driving with my best friend towards shooting range, cause we both love guns.
When we finally arrived at our destination we grabbed our arsenal and started firing at shooting targets.
Suddenly call of the void started wishpering into my ear: "aim at them and pull the trigger".
How could I think of such thing? I would never kill my friend!

by HaxoTF September 9, 2025

Call Me Ugly

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
This phrase is for Indians that are wannabe blacks.

We call them Call me uglies

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
'Look its call me ugly!'

by Lil FI August 29, 2018

"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).

During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Called To Pee

You are the people who pee on jelly fish stings

Hey gary its time your Called To Pee

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

Kj's Brother /calls

HE DEAD!
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Kj's Brother /calls is DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023