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boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner
by christophorus August 5, 2011
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.
Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
by Definition of definition April 11, 2022
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Bikini Boner

When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.
"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"
by cwright9 August 30, 2015
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Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic
by Gayaura September 15, 2021
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Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021
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Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
by unused username November 27, 2023
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