New Jersey - Part 5

Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)

that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

5 by 5

get cancer basically

i have a 5 by 5

by YAYOTAAAA November 16, 2016

Rule 5

RULE 5: DO NOT MENTION RULE 5 + DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' videos-"

another greener: "RULE 5 RULE 5 RULE 5!!!!! HARAM!!!!!"

by ThatCookiGuy May 1, 2022

The 5 D's

A term used to describe 5 types of quests, which make a bulk of quests in MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games):

1.) Destroy
2.) Deliver
3.) Discover
4.) Defend
5.) Drop

"Nobody is saying abandon the 5 D's, but you can add each quest an individual flavour.."

by Lokosicek June 30, 2017

Ashlyn ALR 5

I. A abolitionist who owned 10+ slaves and supported the confederacy.
II. Another way of saying “Thomas Jefferson”
III. Put it pure and Simple: a Ashlyn ALR 5 is a hypocrite.

Thomas Jefferson is a paramount example of a Ashlyn ALR 5. Guy hated slavery in words but owned 600 slaves and didn’t free one.

by FugginPARODYbro July 2, 2025

$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

Headless day august 5

A day to appreciate Nanny Charles

A guy named Kuro " Yo its Headless Appreciation day"
A guy named Aj - wow lets say smth to headless
kuro and ajt - we love you hesdless
august 5 is the day where people appreciate headless
Headless Day august 5 is headless’ day

by KeIlistal August 5, 2022