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baby buff

"What's wrong baby buff?"

"Look at all dem baby buffs in the club right now."

"What to choose, what to choose, a baby girl or a baby buff? What you think, fellas?"
by Galbert-Kun March 25, 2009
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Awkward Babies

A hand gesture meant to be a rebuttal for the awkward turtle, usually accompanied by a verbal explanation.

It is formed by:

1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward
Guy: Hey, what's up?

Girl: I'm on my period...

Guy: *Awkward Turtle*

Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*
by The Human Dictionary August 3, 2009
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baby spout

A catchy song from the point of view of a baby in the mother's womb. Often sung in a trio; including a bass, tener, and soprano.
"Baby Spout.. LET ME OUT of the Baby Spout.. I GOTTA GET OUT of the Baby Spout..."
by Erika January 25, 2005
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marzipan babies

Miniature infants made of marzipan (sweetened almond paste)
The marzipan babies were very cute and delicious.
by Brian ONeill May 14, 2008
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narc baby

a person who tells on you,or is just annoying. worse than a narc.
John: did you hear what joe did!? he told on them for fighting, now theyre in trouble.

Sam: fucking narc baby.
by amberlandry November 28, 2007
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Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.
He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.
by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018
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Baby Klaus

A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.

These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.

Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.

Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.

Example:

That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha

Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus

——

Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha

Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*

-Next Day-

Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*

Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
by ThatOneChickLmaO November 10, 2018
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