Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.

I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.

by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022

Apple

I swear to god if you search up Apple you a dumb ass!

I ate the round apple that I found in the trash can.

by Burnt chicken nugget January 18, 2017

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Dem Apples

I just wanna eat Dem apples

Dem apples taste so good

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

Ammonia Apple Juice

Basically it's urine. Pee looks like apple juice and contains ammonia. Henceforth Ammonia Apple Juice.

I went to the bathroom and the toilet was full of ammonia apple juice

piss whizz pee urine

by The Doctor123 December 31, 2009

apple man

Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/

A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.

Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.

Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom

Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.

"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025