massachusetts anal party

When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.
by Twiixx June 23, 2017
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anal cerebral hypoxia

When someone makes poor decisions due to lack of oxygen to the brain by virtue of having ones head up his ass
I was very critical of President Obama until I learned he suffers from Anal Cerebral Hypoxia.
by bamaroadhog June 10, 2015
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anal tactile awareness

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
by Misanthropic Views October 09, 2013
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Boost My Anal

A term used when you are playing Rocket League and you run out of boost and you tell your friend to hit you in the back so you go flying. Can also happen if an opponent hits you in the back.
" I am out of boost Riley, BOOST MY ANAL!!!"
by Scrange Lord July 24, 2016
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anal tug of war

a game in which the two players each clench opposite sides of a rope between their butt cheeks and lean away from each other. the person who lets go first loses, and depending on the preset rules of the game, may or may not get boned up the ass or goat'ed.
Me and Tom played some anal tug of war last. My ass is gonna be sore for a while pops.
by Kids Kuizzzine December 24, 2007
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french me anal

by Jozimoto June 24, 2007
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