Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

Mumen Egg fart

Someone who ate eggs earlier today and farted it out and it smells like shitty ass eggs

Mumen ate eggs and he had a egg fart (Mumen Egg fart)

by Leonardosssss September 18, 2023

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023

Egg

Squishy

“Oi squishy you egg”

by DevilsCreation April 21, 2019

Egg

Someone that types up egg on urban dictionary hoping to find a fuck recipe or something

Christine: I like eggs
Jimbob:fuck off

by I like trains23 March 8, 2019

Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.

Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float

by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018