It was a cool summer night at Lake Swan. The Phillipi cabin-Grace, Kaiti, Brielle, Kaleigh, Ashley, Elaina, Mary, Jaina, Ginger, and Amelia-was settling down for a chill night filled with "wshwshwhsh" sounds, Chips Ahoy Cookies, and hand-written memes passed around the bunks. The air was filled with laughter and jokes that would be remembered long after...But oh, how that would change. Suddenly, Ashley let out an enormous scream. "A ROACH!!!!!!" the young teens looked towards the bunk that Brielle and Ashley shared and, sure enough, a big, shiny brown roach was scuttling around under the bed, hoping to snack on Brielle's store-bought cookies. Everyone screamed. Jaina, and Mary ran for the bathroom, Kaleigh and Ginger hid on their top bunks, Ashley and Brielle stayed put, Elaina watched contently, and Amelia grabbed bug spray and a shoe and screamed, "FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!". Kaiti and Grace shrieked as they attempted to find the horrendous bug, scurrying around under the bed. after an exhausting battle between man and bug, everyone crawled fearfully into their bunks. suddenly, Amelia bounced up and shouted, "I KNOW!!! LET'S NAME HIM!!!" Kaleigh asked, "what should we name him?" without hesitation, Amelia exclaimed, "Billy Bob Daniel!!!" and so his memory lives on. Billy Bob Daniel is not to be confused with Hitler Santa Claus, Huey, Dewey, or Lewey. Do NOT disrespect the roach, or he will come for you and your family's Chips Ahoy Cookies.
by Cinnamon_Girl 💛 October 29, 2021
Get the Billy Bob Danielmug. Doodle bob was a fake sponge bob created with A magic pencil. When reffered to, think of his mating call. MINYOY MINYOY MOY MO MOY.
by DDreaDD December 10, 2018
Get the Doodle bobmug. Bob is a rare kind of person more of a legend of you find one bow down to them and treat them like a king
by Reverse card April 25, 2019
Get the Bobmug. by Filtooth June 22, 2021
Get the Bobmug. by Seanito69 July 24, 2018
Get the Bobbing for crapplesmug. Figure out the lore yourself
by anonymous July 22, 2022
Get the Bobs onslaughtmug. This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
Get the Bobbing for Crapplesmug.