Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"
Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
by PBay November 4, 2009
Get the You're Sucking All My Bandwidthmug. After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth
by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016
Get the Suck my dick shit lipsmug. National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th
Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.
by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019
Get the national suck off koen daymug. when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.
you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!
by xray500 August 13, 2011
Get the ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburgermug. A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
by Rob Falla October 29, 2004
Get the suck a big dead moose cockmug. The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018
Get the National Dick Sucking Day IImug. joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy
joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy
joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children
by joeblowyktheflow@gmail.com October 24, 2022
Get the biden sucks big ole buttcheeksmug.