Milk dud

Dr.mosley

Okay which one of ya’ll called me a milk dud I stg no more snow days for the rest of the year

by Martin Luther king jr December 2, 2019

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019

Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum

Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!

by meatroller December 13, 2019

Milk Unit

A milk unit is any easy to use conversion from Imperial to Metric for measuring weight. People who have only used pounds (lbs) don’t have an easy way to understand how much an object my weigh in kilograms. However, most people familiar with pounds will also be familiar with gallons and will also understand what that amount of weight feels like. A gallon of liquid generally weighs around 3.75 kg, so two gallons would be 7.5 kg. This would be know as 2 MUs.

The flight has a strict carry-on restriction of 7.5 kilos. How much is that?

15lbs?

Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?

Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.

by mo0 December 27, 2019

Milk

Ryan ross

Hey do we have any milk

Emos/yeemos uhhhhh *thinks about ryan Ross* Idk

by That emo crack kid Brooklyn December 28, 2019

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

dirty milk wormshake

A sexual prank were a male cums/ejaculates in a milk shake with worms and feeds it to his partner.

"Damn i gave that girl a dirty milk wormshake"

by Lick it like a lolipop January 2, 2020