ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

ur mom

the lovely woman with mommy milkers

peter: man, what were you doing last night?
jesus: i laid ur mom

by nicki minaj 🦄 June 3, 2021

ur mom

a very fat human

"ur mom fat"

by a RAdagia January 20, 2023

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

ur mom

The most clever response to any insult ever.

mean person: ur ugly lol
smart person: ur mom

by Dessanotter November 22, 2021

ur mum

a slut;an old hag

what u doing

:ur mum

by emo2419 January 11, 2020

ur mom

your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.

i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021