Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.

Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge

by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022

The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.

No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!

by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022

Raylin x Jacob

jacob being so oblivious while raylin is OBVIOUSLY confessing her love (L jacob)

jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..

raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)

when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)

THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE

ship Raylin x Jacob NEOWWW

i made good oneshots for this..

by cupidfantasy March 24, 2023

Banner James jacobs

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.

Banner James jacobs has never been laid

by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023

Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025