car-jacking

car-jacking is beating off in the car.

I was car-jacking and this dude saw me and wanted to suck my dick - so I let him.

by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021

Cactus Jack

When you shave your pubes and wait til you grow back stubble. You then take your significant other's face and rub it vigorously on the stubble til they get a rash.

Dude the girl was a cock tease so I gave her a cactus Jack.

by Gclipse December 23, 2009

jack wilshere

jack wilshere is perhaps one of the best British footballers at the moment. Very injury prone but a class player. Often referred to as the savoir of english football.

A: jack wilshere had an amazing game

B: duh, thats why he's the savoir of english football.

by asdfghjklyes November 10, 2013

jaw jacked

When someonally hardree hits you really and destroys yo jaw.

Did you see that chump get jawjacked

by DJ Leake May 13, 2005

jack slap

To beat someone with your jimmy and bust a nut on their face

Get wise son before I hafta Jack Slap you!

by Dr Feelgood June 7, 2004

Jack Bastard

A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.

That Jack Bastard Is A Right Knobhead.

Leighton James Is A Right Self Impressing Jack Bastard.

by Teamian December 14, 2008

jack squat

A stronger variation on the slang usage of "squat", meaning "absolutely nothing".

The origin of the phrase is unknown, but most likely it shares roots with the negatory slang usage of "jack".

"I get paid jack squat at my job."

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003