Jesus

What if Jesus was a fat guy with curly/bushy and dark hair, but nobody knows it because they always see a skinny guy with fair hair that looks like a Northern European in a stained glass window at a church? What if the church wanted the image that would draw in the most money, instead of the true image, isn't that a possibility?
Nobody was alive back when Jesus was, so he might have been a fat guy with curly/bushy hair that looks nothing like what people usually see at church.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
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Jesus is a very cool and muscular male, he usually save people from death. Jesus is also known as the kindest person on the universe, indeed many girls are attracted to him.
Hi
Hi
Are you Jesus?
Yes
I love you then
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Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine
Jesus has a big dick
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It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock
Me:do yk Jesus?

Someone:big dick boy?
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An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY
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Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)
U r such a Jesus..
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person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿
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