Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

duck attack

When you get attacked by a duck

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT

by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021

Duck

A word commonly used to describe a fart, coming from the duck-like sound of gas being released from the anus. A ducks potent scent can on occasion leave one flabbergasted and bewildered.

Sarah just threw a duck.
My ex husband kept ducking, so I left him.

Your ducks are especially smelly today, it is fabulous.
Was that a wet duck?

by Wobber Cat January 16, 2017

Duck

An animal like a chicken. It can fly, I think.

"Man, that's a duck right there!"

by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 16, 2018

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

duck mission

to go do a task usually given by another or one self to a task that was unknownlingy bougus

Tony sent me out on a duck mission to get candy bars knowing the store was closed

by N1gg4E November 11, 2025

Long Duck

A duck with a long neck and is bigger in size

Person 1 why are there so many long ducks and so little short geese
Person 2 guacamole

by Jay_mal April 9, 2019