Cum Nugget

after the act of producing semen, it is apparent that there are gloopy particles of said semen; 'cum nuggets' (plural)

After finishing over his girlfriends back he noticed the trail of cum nuggets leading to her neck

by littledickyderek May 21, 2017

cum ton

A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton

" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton

by The_real_webkin May 22, 2017

Cum Bin

When you and your mates go to the bin for a chat and to put your rubbish in the bin, e.g Oi Fanning cum bin

Oi Hamish cum bin

by Occasionally plays 1s May 24, 2017

Deceptive Cum

Another way to say Decepticon.

You've heard of Decepticons, now get ready for Deceptive Cum.

by a real bean May 26, 2017

Cum Bubbles

When a women(or man) gets cream pied and she/he farts or queefs and it creates a bubble that pops.

Yo, did you see her queef? She made cum bubbles.

by whattafuq June 2, 2017

cum guff

A fart or burp containing a gentleman's semen

Adam had been enjoying an evening of cottaging when he let rip a massive cum guff

by Biggest Boy ever June 20, 2017

cum raisin

(n) Bits of cum left to congeal in hair. (cousin to the dingleberry)
(comp noun) An annoying person/thing.

(ex> too many auto-corrects, not enough accurate auto-corrects make your phone a cum raisin) (also, A negative Nancy type person can be a cum raisin.)

The cum raisin is a dastardly annoyance when you fail to wash properly after a good romp.

Don't be such a cum raisin Danny!
This effing cum raisin is riding my ass!
Debbie Downer negative Nancy incorrect auto-correct
<this random word actually flew out of my mouth when my phone acted up one day, the rest is history.>

by a tyrannical lewd whim November 13, 2017