New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean

After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple

by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021

apple juice

DELICIOUS AMAZING BEST JUICE IF YOU SAY OTHER WISE U ARE A LOSER

apple juice is so badass

by turntechGodheadd October 4, 2020

stapple apple

a homosexual

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression

by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022

Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019