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Jäger Brain

When you are doing something so stupid people think you're drunk on Jägermeister
by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023
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Brain

The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants
Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*

Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"

Person: *starts doing some work*

Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"

Person: *takes brain out of skull*

Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"
by KenternII October 18, 2021
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Drifter’s Brain

A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.
Shannon? She’s been here for 5 years already— she must have Drifter’s Brain by now.
by Rosemoth March 14, 2021
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brain

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.
Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.
by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019
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brain bleach

Created by the one and only women we would like to say that brain bleach is amazing for erasing things that you don"t want to remember. Every household should have a few gallons.
Dude i just walked into my parents room my mom had a WAP !
Here bro have some brain bleach!
by Maya N. August 31, 2020
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Brain Moment

1, An idea.

2, Brain fog.
OMG I JUST HAD A BRAIN MOMENT!

Ugh, sorry, Brain Moment.
by Krisdawaffle December 21, 2024
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Sinhala brain

Making a promise to get out of a crisis and then breaking that promise after emerging from it
Sinhala brain.
by KarS December 27, 2023
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