kicked your puppy

someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.

Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.

by TheDarkHarlequin June 15, 2007

bang for your buck

something that is worth the money spent. Often used by white people.

that was a bang for your buck! good purchase dude

by warmchai November 12, 2017

Off your chump

British slang of unknown origin meaning "crazy", like "off your rocker" or "out of your mind".

"I can't believe she tried to do that with only duct tape, a banana, and a bottle of Windex... that bitch was off her chump!"

"That may be true, but you're off your chump if you think you can get off without putting 'off your chump' in the example usage here."

by offmychump December 20, 2008

chill your shit

relax; calm down; do not over-react

Hey! Chill your shit!

by call me shley August 30, 2005

mud on your helmet

the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).

elnut was reduced to tears when he discovered mud on his helmet

by wallnizzle November 13, 2003

Fucking with your heartbeat

Angering another to the point they are prepared to inflict serious harm on you.

"Open you mouth one more time asshole and you'll be fucking with your heartbeat."

by Cheez Head January 20, 2009

bring your a-game

To do your best

If you want prizes and VIP treatment, bring your A-game.

by lockdog October 26, 2013