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2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin'

When a man gets his other half over-excited that he feels it necessary to skip foreplay and go straight for intercourse
He said to his lady " Aye it's "2 wet 4 paddlin' ...let's go swimmin''"
by Thal July 12, 2014
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Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.
by Psycat2 September 25, 2014
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push my knees im just not wet yet

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot
ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!
by davis flowers September 18, 2006
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Wet Splinky

The art of smoking a perfect Zen Blend joint while sitting in the hot tub under the stars with gooey Lewy. The wet splinky is one of the highest forms of maximum pleasure and happiness while in the vibration of the Zen Garden
Never forget the importance of the wet splinky while sitting on the hot tub
by The Sweet Dragon April 15, 2024
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wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty
“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”
by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018
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Wet coupon

It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!
Dude, I totally gave Mary-Ann a wet coupon last night!

Man, I heard that’s the best sex position!
by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020
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