Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.

Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

by Criddie January 6, 2024

Riding the red dragon

A term to describe a woman during her period.

"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"

by Yanivzor May 21, 2020

Brown dragon

When someone shits on another person and someone nearby grabs the shit lights it on fire and throws it toward the next nearest persons butthole

Casey can't come to soccer practice because he got hit with a brown dragon and had to go to the hospital.

by Whiskeyjohndoe December 21, 2020

Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.

The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.

by nolabusch January 13, 2022

fuzzy snap dragon

Slang for vagina or pussy

I got stuck in that fuzzy snap dragon last night

by Dildobitsarecandycorn May 28, 2018

dragon

Someone whose life drags on long past the point at which it should have ended, hence a drag-on.

The narrator of Stephen King's _The Green Mile_ sure was a dragon!

by Durwoodie October 9, 2009

Tooth dragon

A person who uses their teeth during fellatio

Christine Bradley liked to bite and drag her teeth along Jeff's wiener during fellatio. Jeff liked the painful, inflamed feeling he had on his peepee the next day reminding him of the night before with his fiery tooth dragon girlfriend.

by Christi Shea 32 October 22, 2012