When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.
It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......
Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
by Ran dum guy September 17, 2021
Get the Nap and a Sandwich mug.Breadless Sandwich refers to something that lacks of something that the original version haved and was the main thing, making the new version feel bland.
"Hey bro, did you watched the new season of The Simpsons?"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"
by Manaos de manzana September 20, 2021
Get the Breadless Sandwich mug.2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.
Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich
by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021
Get the hangover sandwich mug.A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
Get the secret sandwich mug.1: A racially charged term referring to the slaves on a ship during the slave trade being stacked on top of each other body to body to maximize efficiency.
2: Sleeping between your mattress and the box spring/floor
2: Sleeping between your mattress and the box spring/floor
I've been "sandwiching" for weeks now, maybe months, I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever make it out of here alive.
by xNCStarx October 31, 2021
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