Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

Oof and Run

When one commits a "hit and run" but ends up exposing themselves with evidence left behind or hurting themselves by doing something crazy or erratic and ends up running away.

Example 1:
Kelly: Hey Haley! Did you see the hit and run on the news last night?
Haley: Yeah, turned out to be an oof and run when he left his license plate behind.

Example 2:
Emery: I am going to tell Serena I like her.
Charlene: You know that could lead to a big oof and run if she doesn't like you back.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 23, 2019

Kessel Run

The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.

“Seems like Marner is next up on the Kessel Run”

by ALittleLion September 15, 2021

hoon run

to go on a trip with your bros and your hos, usually for like more than a week to somewhere you havent been before

Yo brah, lets go on a hoon run down to florida, ill bring my hos and you can bring yours.

by J-J-J-J-ugganot September 17, 2007

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Cork the Modelo and run

Make a French Exit from a party when the vibes turn sour with little to no warning.

Bro these mfs literally just started playing charades. It’s definitely time to cork the modelo and run

by sandyZ August 14, 2019

Don't run from sword

A phrase used when the gyal cant run from the thor hammer

(you can take a guess what we mean by hammer hehe)

When a gyal is talking big on the internet for you to rest it on her but when she is in person she is scared to even pull down them draws.

(DON'T RUN FROM SWORD)

by MattyBRaps28 February 11, 2024