shit and piss combo

When you try to fart, but you instead piss and shit at the same time.

One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.

by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022

Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls

Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny

by Zorkkins August 2, 2016

piss pushed sideways

When a person is in a angered state of confusion

When Judy was struggling to open up her Christmas gift, she was piss pushed sideways.

by Judy C. January 11, 2012

late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015

pissing on my balls

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

by robert’s deli December 30, 2021

Piss Fairy Hat

A hat used by a homosexual; specifically a male homosexual, that has been cummed in numerous times.

DAMN! Don’t forget the piss fairy hat for the party tonight!

by Bob sucks at building bitches November 3, 2020

Piss on Your Chips

To piss on ones chips.

Applicable in the context of a internet discussion forum where impostering has taken place.
The impostering forummer then forgets to revert back to their personal moniker and makes a separate post which may or may not be such that their true identity is revealed.

See also: Pissage, Chips; POYC.

That massive cup Vegas just pissed on his chips.

by www.cupwinkcook.com/forum July 14, 2004