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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...
by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
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Saggy Post

A post or some form of uploaded media to the internet that was submitted around a decade ago.
The post is old and was not widely popular at any time of its being. Some of these posts are seen by people on the internet by people in the present and it is peculiar how they got there. There is usually no way to find the person responsible to that post without extensive research.
Boy: "Dude what's this picture of an old iPod and a girl with it?"
Boy 2: "Oh I'm not sure, I was just scrolling through the internet and it's from 2007... A Saggy Post"
Boy: "Huh, neat."
Boy: *Likes and comments on the post*
by OrangeSponge! January 14, 2019
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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
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Post Revue Depression

A clinically recognised form of depression whereby medical students involved in the cast and crew of a med revue steep into a deep state of depression after the show's completion
Matt hasn't stopped crying all week, he must have some serious post revue depression aka PRD
by P2theAT August 22, 2014
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