Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.

I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic

by David letr October 9, 2018

run the run

to run a certain distance

I need to run the run by tonight.

by RiceBowl2014 May 29, 2018

run rummer

a drink consisting of rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, and a splash of grenadine. Different than a rum runner but basically the same thing except you're drunk and can't remember if it's called a rum runner or run rummer.

When I was on Spring Break in Cancun all I drank were run rummers

by runrummer123 June 3, 2018

Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

Running the pig farm

A term used for a person who exclusively pursued romantic or sexual relationships with law enforcement officers.

Have you heard from Becky?
No, she’s really been running the pig farm lately.

by justjokeshere August 12, 2022

Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

by Stoney69 August 18, 2022