Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Top stuff

Sexual things like kissing,getting down on breasts and giving hickeys

-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"

by Jayc28 February 25, 2023

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

ZZ Top

Falling asleep during a blowjob.

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?

by ty2trees March 4, 2023

Chewy top

A good ass blow job

Ayo that bitch gave me some chewy top

by Bonody March 8, 2023

Top tier sniz

The finest of your local poon-pool, usually including but not limited to Asian, blonde and ginger chicks that have a babe face and are on average ~50kg and >=1.75m.

1) Dude did you know last night Mark went out with Jess ?
- No way he did bro, the one that makes all the other girls look like your mom?

2) -HR Manager: I am sorry this PR position is reserved for top tier sniz only.
- Are you saying I am not a 10/10 ? Imma burn this place to the ground.

3) Dude I am so falling for Sarah, what a top tier sniz!
- All the other chicks look like hens compared to her.

by Danisoutside March 16, 2023