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Stealthy Nut

When you fuck a girl with a condom on and finish without her knowing, Then go to eat her out as a distraction while you switch condoms under the bed and go back to fucking her without her knowing what transpired.
She thinks I have great stamina, but actually, I mastered the art of the stealthy nut
by JBAGS21231233 June 6, 2021
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Nut Juicer

The act of a woman soaking a mans nuts in piss and then squeezing them much like you would juice an apple so that the piss trickles down into their mouth resembling apple juice
Bro my gf preformed the Nut Juicer on me the other day it hurt like hell but she was so hot
by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021
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Wing-nut

A person with one nut and, or one larger in size than the other
Poor guy has a wing-nut
by Kitttkat November 23, 2021
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Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way
“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”
by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023
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Last Nut

Last nut is as an anonymous game of truth or dare created by 7 people, as well as (1) asian and (1) temperamental midget
Questions must be written on toilet paper for validity and reliability
Each participants' Last Nut must be announced or else
Example of Last Nut dare on TP: "Take off 12 layers" or truth: "When was the last time you sharted in public?"
by dinglemyberry May 20, 2023
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MMM these nuts!

a sound from tiktok
by qwerty1237 June 6, 2023
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fugma nuts

the golden gate bridge is shorter than the verizano, so they can fugma nuts
by BEANS_BEANS_BEANS June 20, 2023
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