American

A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk
Bro, these Americans really think cereal goes before the milk!
by Scrolte February 06, 2024
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American

An overused, outdated, offensive term for United States citizens.
Stop calling United States citizens Americans. Canadian, Mexican, Caribbean, Central and South American citizens are Americans too because this is North and South America.
by CN19M3P41C July 12, 2023
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Americans

Uneducated people which don't know geography.

dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA

dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.
I only know Americans geography.
by MRVRPOTATO May 11, 2022
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American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
by leo123456 December 09, 2023
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American

A worthless slave who claims to be free but is too delusional to see reality, this slave lives his life for his accursed pig-looking abomination of a master who's described by the word "Israeli" providing him with everything it asks for and more so that he can continue the only thing he was created for that is spreading evil and suffer through out the world
-Donald Trump is the best example of what does it look like to be an american
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americans

Absolute units. Everyone hates em yet everyone wants to be em. We the only people in the world that have it so good, that its bad.
Britfag: I hate the bloody americans so much!!! they all fat slobs!!!
yankfag: Seethe.
by Tibonezone March 09, 2023
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American

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.
Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ”ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
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