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Old quarry middle school

A school where kids are rich, or polish and if you're not your the small percent of kids who supply drugs to the hoes in the bathrooms, the teachers give the kids tons if homework and test every other day. The food sucks and undercooked but you still eat it anyway
Person 1: where do you go to school
Person 2: Old quarry middle school
Person: RIP
by A real alive person April 24, 2019
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Dean rusk middle school

This school is where you will find explorers exploring it because it is litteraly hell on earth it is the closest thing saitanist can get to hell. There are also so much fucking thots and assholes and fucking dickheads go to this school. You could conjure Lucifer himself here. You get special attention if you have even the smallest disability and if you can even have the will to live after that you have the teachers that get on your ass about everything, you tap on someone’s big oss you say the word retarded iss you say autistic oss
Kids get in a conversation “oh have you heard of dean rusk middle school

*other kid runs away like his getting chased by the devil himself*
by Holocaustwasaliehahahah March 15, 2019
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Jack Hille Middle school

school is full of sluts and fake people this school is terrible it has so much garbage kids in 6th grade. 6TH GRADERS THERE ARE SOOOOO STUCK UP AND THEY ARE ALL TRY HARDS
Person:hey you go to jack hille middle school

Child:yea its trash
by YourarmchairstankXD October 22, 2018
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shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
"no"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004
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Lincolnton Middle School

Lincolnton middle school is full of fake ass NIGGERS and all the ppl are good at b-ball and there wrestling team is ass
Here about all them niggers got in a fight at Lincolnton Middle School that place is an ok school.
by Yaboithewrastler February 28, 2019
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Middle Earth Mud Dragon

When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.
Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.

After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
by ExplosiveSoap August 12, 2011
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Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"
by G. Dingle July 29, 2008
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