secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.

Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!

by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011

Hottie Palin Mouth Crease

This is the observation and description of Michael Palin (most known from Monty Python) and his attractiveness, largely referring to his overly attractive left side mouth crease.

Person 1: Omg, I wanna lick Hottie Palin Mouth Crease!
Person 2: Yo, I know right!

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

Volcano Mouth

The act of consuming a spicy food or liquid and then performing oral sex on another person.

He had to go to the emergency room for a mild burn after she gave him volcano mouth with hot sauce.

by FiftyShadesOfPink February 13, 2023

mouth banjo

When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance”

“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life”

by Hotdoghands October 27, 2021

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

by Sexydimma March 4, 2013

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

by Sexydimma April 10, 2017

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012