Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.

"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Jake

Looks like a garden gnome and drives a low end sports car

Jake He definitely drives a scion frs look alike

by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025

Jake's Memes

Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities

Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right

by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019

neil and jake

A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.

Neil and Jake are good friends

by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018

Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

Jake

Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa

Jake sucks balls

A ANNOYING MOTHER FUCKER jake

by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024

Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.

Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”

by Not Id10t November 23, 2022