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THICC Chris 

A man who is very THICC. I mean so THICC he’s thiccer than the Empire State Building. He’s so THICC he’s thiccer than your mom. And I mean, your mom is so THICC but THICC Chris overpassed your mom.
THICC Chris is so THICC that he can’t fit though the door.
THICC Chris by It’s_ya_boi October 8, 2019

Pulling a Chris Smith

Verb.

Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.
"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"

"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"
Pulling a Chris Smith by cellafestiva September 14, 2017

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day 

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

The Chris Tucker 

When preparing for a money shot you tell the girl to get on her knees, close her eyes and open her mouth. After she does this you ram your finger down your throat and vomit all over her and into her mouth.
What The Fuck does this have to do with The Chris Tucker?

Scale of 1 to Chris Brown 

It means you're really really pissed off.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you?

Hit it Like Chris Brown 

A sexual act referring to the scene of when Chris Brown hit Rihanna.
Tyrone: Hey so I went to my baby girl's house last night.
Amari: Ahhh, did you smash?
Tyrone: Nahhh, I did something better!

I hit it like Chris Brown.
Amari: YOU HIT LIKE CHRIS BROWN?!?!
Tyrone: I HIT IT LIKE CHRIS BROWN!!!
Amari: My nigga! God damn!