Chris

A cute, sweet, and smart boy who usually has history first period and is in the rotc program at school.

Jack: "Yo did you see Chris today in school? he looked so good."
Zack: "dude are u gay?"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Chris

Chris is a fun guy that has nothing to do but fun and homework,also sometimes he does have nothing to do for real so then he pings @chat revivers on hashbee discord.

-Chris is renamed FaZe_poggers man #pbh on the hashbee discord server.

-But Chris sucks doesn't he?

-I AM CHRIS!

-frick

by pogammaybechris November 28, 2020

Chris

An extremely hot man who is the most epic boyfriend ever. A chris will protect you with his extremely large muscles and huge courage. He is the sexiest man who is 9000 IQ and a multibillionare. If you find a chris you should make him ur boyfriend ASAP.

A.OMG that guy is so H O T🥵🥵🥵.
B. Yeah he's such a Chris.

by igbnjfirenfjfvei January 15, 2021

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021

chris

just really awesome, soo cute and hot eg-chris hemswroth, chris pine, chris pratt, christopher nolan, christian bale, christopher mcquire.

ooh see that boy over there, hes a chris definately

by baallalallala January 23, 2021

Chris Prime

Chris Prime is the lesser of the two Chris Primes. Chris Prime and Ultachris Prime are two different beings that rule over all of Christopia. Ultichris prime is the Supreme Leader of all of the Chris's. Whilst his lesser brother Chris Prime helps keep Christopia in check.

Ultichris Prime is so much more Superior than Chris Prime

by Barbruh January 26, 2021